sunrise, parabellum

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
evilwickedme
tyrantisterror

For years I've heard that those booby mousepads are actually really good for a person with carpal tunnel syndrome but didn't decide to test that knowledge because I don't want to buy a booby mousepad that would make me some sort of sex pervert, I was raised Catholic I'm a good boy not a sex pervert. But earlier this year I bought a Gigan body pillow as a joke only to find out body pillows are actually really comfortable sleep aids, so... so I bought one... I bought a booby mousepad.

...and my wrist feels so much better when I'm using it.

How many other comforts and aids have I forsaken because they're embarrassingly horny? How many discomforts have I endured purely out of a societal shame about expressing anything sexual? This world is fucked man.

tyrantisterror

For those telling me of non-horny options, I hear you, I appreciate you, but also I am a sex pervert, which is to say I like boobs and butts and whatnot. And there's nothing inherently wrong about liking boobs and butts and whatnot, even if I was taught there was, and having a mousepad with boobies on it is fun and good for your wrist just like having a body pillow is fun and good for sleeping and you don't have to de-sexy-fy it to make it "good," you can enjoy sexy things and not be a monster, that's my point I guess.