I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.
Get ready for every blog run by an English speaking white girl to become absolutely intolerable when season 2 of good omens drops
something very funny, the only perosn i follow that posts about good omens... is neil gaiman
Neil gaiman is an English speaking white girl
For years I've heard that those booby mousepads are actually really good for a person with carpal tunnel syndrome but didn't decide to test that knowledge because I don't want to buy a booby mousepad that would make me some sort of sex pervert, I was raised Catholic I'm a good boy not a sex pervert. But earlier this year I bought a Gigan body pillow as a joke only to find out body pillows are actually really comfortable sleep aids, so... so I bought one... I bought a booby mousepad.
...and my wrist feels so much better when I'm using it.
How many other comforts and aids have I forsaken because they're embarrassingly horny? How many discomforts have I endured purely out of a societal shame about expressing anything sexual? This world is fucked man.
For those telling me of non-horny options, I hear you, I appreciate you, but also I am a sex pervert, which is to say I like boobs and butts and whatnot. And there's nothing inherently wrong about liking boobs and butts and whatnot, even if I was taught there was, and having a mousepad with boobies on it is fun and good for your wrist just like having a body pillow is fun and good for sleeping and you don't have to de-sexy-fy it to make it "good," you can enjoy sexy things and not be a monster, that's my point I guess.
is there a sports side of tumblr. like are there people who like cry over pictures of athletes and stuff on here


































